this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
❝ My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress. ❞
Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky (via so-nyeo-shi-daze)
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
When My Snack Gets Stuck In The Vending Machine (gif)Funny pictures of the day (117 pics)
I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama
that came from taxes I paid.
Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.
I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!
Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.
what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.
Bees are nature’s 3D printer
this makes me fucking mad, look how little space they have, look how they are pushed against each other, but oh no lets look how pretty they made their hive
They’re bees …
A Japanese dwarf flying squirrel with her babies
Hi friends! It has been a while since I have been able to share my soap adventures with you! I’ve been insanely busy with school and work and soaping!
On Friday I was able to be a part of an awesome community event held by Queery for the Metro Community Center! There was an awesome turn out and our table was very successful! It was so nice to be able to interact with people face to face who wanted to buy my soap!
The event really reignited my enthusiasm for getting my online store and the rest of my inventory together. I spent hours printing and cutting labels and business cards. Hopefully I will be able to be a part of the St. Peter Indie Market coming the first weekend of May!
Our Etsy store is set up, though we only have a few bars available. If you click the picture it should send you straight to our store! Or you can find us by searching HeavenridgeSoapCo on etsy! I am going to be adding more variety as the weeks go on so keep an eye out for new soaps!
As always, you guys are awesome and I am so grateful to have people interested in what I like to do!
hi friends, check out my etsy! https://www.etsy.com/shop/HeavenridgeSoapCo
CUTE ANIMAL FACTS
- chicks can talk to each other from inside their shells
- cows have best friends and can become stressed when separated from them
- otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift apart
- mice giggle if u tickle them
- ants nod at each other as they walk past one another
- some adult squirrels adopt abandoned baby squirrels
- mother orangutans build a new nest every night for their babies
- penguins mate for life and propose with a pebble
- ANIMALS ARE SO CUTE
Hello :) by Orya